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Monday, August 29, 2005

Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Having A Bad Vacation
  
"Has the haggard look of someone getting only nine hours of sleep a night"
"Arrested at Crawford Mobil station after trying to 'pump and run'"
"Asked if Cheney would let him help run the country"
"So bored he actually read a couple of pages of an intelligence briefing"
"He's drinking more than the twins"
"He's cutting it short from 12 weeks to 8"
"Just asked Pat Robertson to assassinate his travel agent"
"Flew down to Miami and put a cap in Suge Knight's knee"
"Accidentally gave Laura the Necklace engraved 'Condoleezza'"
"Spent past week setting up new television so he can watch Dave in Hi-Def"
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