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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard on Hillary Clinton's First Day Back at Work
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"Nice of you to show up"
"Did you win?"
"We chipped in for a welcome back pantsuit"
"Should I take the Madame President nameplate off your door?"
"Hillary's choking another superdelegate"
"On the bright side, you can once again partake in endless debates about agricultural subsidies"
"Senator Clinton, please stop throwing wads of paper at Senator Obama's head"
"I can't believe your shrill message of fear didn't resonate"
"Please stop taunting her, Senator Kerry"
"We'll begin as soon as Senator Craig returns from the restroom"
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"Who's the new gal?"

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"The National Archive called. They'd like to preserve a few of your pantsuits"

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"Your husband seemed very excited when he was dropping you off"

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"Well, if it isn't Ms. Next-Time-You-See-Me-I'm-Gonna-Be-President

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