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Monday, July 21, 2008

Top Ten Questions Asked of Barack Obama on His Trip Overseas
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"Which countries do you plan to invade based on faulty intelligence?"
"Seriously, why the hell do you want this job?"
"Are you looking for a great deal on a used camel?"
"If you want to visit a war zone, how about the Alex Rodriguez marriage?"
"So is Lindsay Lohan actually dating that chick?"
"Can you explain the 'feels like' number?"
"How many Obamas still living in Ireland?"
"If you're elected, will you be an entertaining dumb-ass like Bush?"
"Can you do anything about Andy Dick?"
"Do you know Batman?"
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"Were you ever a male cheerleader?"

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"When are the Yankees going to put Joba back in the bullpen?"

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"Are you going to nickname the prime minister 'Cheech' like President Bush did?"

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"How many times is Eddie Murphy going to play 10 characters in a movie?"

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