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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn't Care Anymore
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Hasn't taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween
The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner? Corn dogs and Beefaroni
Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney's bald head
He's barely trying to ruin the economy anymore
Spent the entire weekend in the Oval Office pardoning himself
Saw Osama at Arby's drive-thru but didn't feel like chasing him
Spends cabinet meetings scanning classifieds for next job
Primary focus is surpassing Hank Paulson's high score on "Guitar Hero"
Asking Obama, "How soon can you bail me out of the White House?"
Started dating hefty interns
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He used to wait until at least 5 before drinking the hard stuff

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For $50 he'll let you set off a nuke

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Instead of 16 hours, now lets Cheney be President 20 hours a day

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Google Earth satellite photos reveal Rose Garden's new giant bouncy castle

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Recently appointed group of advisors to get his team ready for the Fantasy Football playoffs

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Addresses all foreign leaders as "Frenchy"

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Missed emergency economic meeting to drop water balloons on tourists from top of Washington Monument

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