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Jack Hanna; Katherine Heigl; and Patty Griffin.
PLUS: Know Your Current Events; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; and a Top Ten list with Christina Aguilera.
ACT 1:
Dave heads into the audience to play Know Your Current Events.
Tonight’s "Know Your Current Events" categories:
"Know Your Current Events"
"Know Your Cuts of Meat"
"Know Your Grammy Awards"
"Know Your Fashion Week"
"Know Your Presidential Candidates"
"Know Your Crazy NASA Astronaut"
CONTESTANT #1:Jennifer from Hudson, Ohio. She’s married a fellow named Hunter and is the mom of 3 boys. What category does Jennifer chose?
Jennifer picks “Know Your Crazy NASA Astronaut”
“What will arrested NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak’s legal defense be?”
Jennifer answers, “I was in love.” Dave laughs, imagining the “’I’m in Love’ Defense.” No, the answer we were looking for was: “Insanity Caused By Bad Dose of Tang.”
“What are Lisa Marie Nowak’s future plans?”
Jennifer answers: “Potty trained.” Dave likes that one a lot, asking Jennifer if she’s ever done any comedy writing. No, the answer we were looking for was “Endorsement deal with Pampers.”
Nice job by Jennifer. She knew how to play and was game enough to provide an answer.
CONTESTANT #2:Tim Belson, Olympia, Washington. Olympia is about 60 miles south of Seattle. Dave asks if they get a lot of rain in Olympia. Tim says they do but it’s better than the cold that we’re battling with here in the northeast. After a bit more chitchat, we hear a cellphone ring. This is definitely one of Dave’s pet peeves. And wouldn’t you know it, the cellphone that’s ringing belongs to Tim. Tim answers the phone. Oooh, this is a bit awkward. We listen in.
Tim on the phone: “Hello? . . . . yeah, what’s up? . . . . No, I’m still at the thing. . . . . Ehhh, it’s okay, I guess . . . . yeah, talk to you later. Bye.” Tim puts his phone away and apologizes to Dave. Dave’s had enough of Tim and tells him to take a seat.
CONTESTANT #3:Denise, from Nashville, Tennessee – she’s a stay at home mom to two, 6 and 3. What does the family do for fun? Denise says, “We go to church . . . the kids go to school . . . .we play at home . . .”
Dave responds with sarcasm, “Wow. You’re really living on the ragged edge.” That was my biggest laugh of the day.
Dave asks, “Who are you here with?” as he looks over her shoulder down the aisle. She looks behind her, points and says, “Not him.” Denise says she is here in New York with her husband who is at work, but no one is supposed to know. Dave begins to question that but then decides to leave it alone. I’d love to hear the story behind that.
What category does Denise wish to play?
Denise selects, “Know Your Cuts of Meat”. Does she eat a lot of meat? Does she know a lot about meat? Nope.
“What is this cut of meat?” It is a Variety meat; one of the organs. Denise says it looks like brain. But it is not. The answer we were looking for was “Kidneys.”
“What is this cut of meat?” It is from the Veal family. Denise thinks hard and says, “A roast?” Yes, it is a roast but she needs to be a little more specific. Dave has the fellow from Ireland next to her offer some help. He suggests “Rump.” Oh, darn, that’s not it. The correct answer: “Veal Shoulder Blade Roast.”
For playing Know Your Cuts of Meat, Denise receives a box of meat. Dave then distributes the meat to tonight’s contestants.
And that’s how we play "Know Your Current Events."
ACT 2:
Dave billboards the night’s program, highlighting Jack Hanna’s appearance. Tonight, Jack has with him an animal with two heads!
GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES: We see FDR. We see JFK. We see George W. Bush: “If you share with me that failure is not an option . . . whatcha . . . whatcha . . . whatcha . . . .”
Dave says he’s been in that situation before himself . . . you start out like a ball of fire and then realize you have no idea where you’re going.
TOP TEN: Ways To Make The Grammy Awards More Exciting – and to present tonight’s Top Ten list, nominated for 2 Grammy Awards, Christina Aguilera. Almost LIVE via satellite, Christina delivers the Top Ten. #7. Michael Richards hands out rap and hip-hop Awards.
To view the rest of the Top Ten, click on the Top Ten under “Last Night on the Late Show.”
JACK HANNA (no intro music): Dave intros Jack who enters without music from Paul. We have some ostriches tonight and they are known to be a bit skittish. Paul keeps the music down low whenever Jack in on with his animals, but tonight he is being extra careful.
Jack enters with two tigers; one white, one orange. Dave and Jack feed the tigers from a milk bottle. Is it tiger milk? Jack scoffs. “Do you think I’m going to milk a tiger?” he asks Dave in disbelief. There are only 300 white tigers left in the world. Dave asks, “Where’s the other head?” No, Dave, this isn’t the animal with the two heads. This was my second biggest laugh of the night. 2. Next up: a Brazza monkey. Jack points out that the tail on this monkey is not a prehensile tail. Looking down at the tail, Dave exclaims with mock, “Are you telling me that isn’t prehensile!?” 3. This is followed by 3 large ostriches. The ostrich is the largest land bird in the world. And get a load of this: the ostrich has an intestine 46 feet long. And they like grapes. Why can’t they fly? Jack thinks a bit and comes up with, “They probably gained too much weight . . . . you know what? I don’t know.” Jack tried to slip one by but his professionalism wouldn’t let him to disseminate possible bad information.
ACT 3:
Back from commercial, we find Jack with a wolf pup. Wolves are very cute when pup-size.
And now it’s time for the two-headed animal. Jack places it on the desk and we get a gander at . . . . the two-headed turtle. Jack is fascinated by this animal and says he’s been staring at it all day long. He poses, “What would happen if one wants to go one way and the other wants to go the other way? This is awful!” He then expands, “What if one head sees a pretty turtle over there but the other head doesn’t thing the turtle is all that pretty? What would it do? Which way would it go?” Me? I tried to relate to the turtles. When I was in junior high school and I saw a pretty girl, I would run the other way. And I only had one head.
Looking at the two-headed turtle reminded me of the Rosie Grier/Ray Milland movie, “The Things With Two Heads” (1972). I remember watching that on the TV one day after school. Hoo boy, what a hoot that was.
ACT 4: KATHERINE HEIGL: She’s the real pretty one from ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy.
She grew up in New Canaan, Connecticut and started modeling as a kid, moving to films by age 11. At 18, she followed the call to Hollywood. And now she’s on one of the biggest hit shows on TV, “Grey’s Anatomy.”
Dave is familiar with the “Grey’s Anatomy.” He summarizes, “When not operating, everyone is having sex.”
Sort of like how things run here at the Late Show. (Katherine said that . . . I didn’t.)
And what about the “trouble” on the set? Some name-calling going on? One of the cast members called another cast member a name in a moment of anger. And then something was said at the Golden Globes. Apologies followed and hopefully the mood and behavior on the set moves on to a better place. I would say so. Two years ago nobody knew any of these people on “Grey’s”, and now they are on the biggest drama on TV. Yeesh, don’t blow it now, people! I’d be freakin’! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t the first work for Katherine. Oh, no. You may remember her from “Bride of Chucky.” We see a clip of Katherine shooting Chucky, a ventriloquist dummy. But is Chucky really dead? That’s . . . . that’s . . . when things really get interesting.
And Katherine is the spokesperson for the 2007 Pedigree Adoption Drive to promote animal shelters and rescue organizations. Do you want a pedigree dog? Well, how about going to a shelter instead of a breeder? To find out more, click on: http://www.pedigree.com/dogadoption/
I watched a bit of the Grey’s Anatomy last night. I liked it. My wife and kids love the show and watch it every week. I’m not totally sold on it yet. There’s too much “relationships” going on when there are patients on the verge of dying at the hospital. I’m like, “HEY HEY HEY! You got a patient dying here! I don’t want to hear your complaints about your boyfriend not communicating!”
But my family loves the show, and obviously a whole lot of other people do too. I must admit, it’s the first one-hour drama on commercial TV I’ve watched since . . . Ellery Queen.
ACT 5:
It’s Ventriloquist Week next week! Monday, February 12 - Kevin Johnson with Clyde & Matilda Tuesday, February 13 - Dan Horn & Orson Wednesday, February 14 - Otto & George Thursday, February 15 - Jim Barber & Seville Friday, February 16 - Brad Cummings with Rex
ACT 6: PATTY GRIFFIN: From her new CD, “Children Running Through”, Patty Griffin performed “Heavenly Day.” Hey, I liked that a lot. I’ll be listening to this CD again and again.
And that was our show for Thursday February 8, 2007.
The day I have waited for 2 years arrived Wednesday. Two years ago I realized that February 7, 2007 just might be Show #2707. 2/7/07 . . . #2707. Sadly, we missed by 7 shows. But I found the anticipation and hope to be very entertaining. Next on the agenda; Show #3000 . . . will if fall on August 30, 2008, the show’s 15th anniversary? The way I quickly figured it using nothing but my fingers and toes, we could be within 5.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . the Grammy Awards are this Sunday night at 8:00 on CBS. Any information other than that seems to be a big secret. I went to the CBS website and the Grammy website looking for information; like where will it be held and who is the host, but it’s no where to be found. I had to go to Google and look off-site to get that information. I found that it will be held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles and it will be hosted by Stephen Colbert . . . I think. I’m not sure. I didn’t get that info from the Grammy website or from the CBS website, so it must be a big secret. Shhhhhhh.
You ask, “What is this movie of which I speak, “The Thing with Two Heads’”?
Here’s a brief description from the IMDB website:
A rich but racist man is dying (Ray Milland) and hatches an elaborate scheme for transplanting his head onto another man's body. His health deteriorates rapidly, and doctors are forced to transplant his head onto the only available candidate: a black man from death row (Rosey Grier.)
2 Taglines from the film:
“They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!”
“They share the same body... but hate each other's guts!”
Here are 3 comments about The Thing With Two Heads from readers of the IMDB website:
1. I must start off by saying I love "B" movies, but even if you aren't normally a "B" movie fan you will get a kick out of this 1972 American International Picture. This movie pairs Ray Milland as a bigoted doctor who is dying of cancer who has his head transplanted on to the body of wrongly convicted death row inmate Rosey Grier. The whole movie is bizarre from start to finish. Watch the two head gorilla run amok in a grocery store! See Rosey and Ray on a motorcycle trying to outrun the fuzz! Whoever came up with the concept for this turkey must have been on crack cocaine or LSD. One has to wonder what made Academy Award winner Ray Milland to even consider doing this movie. He had to be drunk, completely broke or both to appear in this mess. This movie is so bad it's great! If you have never seen this movie I recommend that you rent it and then call over a group of friends, break out the beer and the popcorn and then sit back for a fun evening.
2. This is one of the best movies ever. One of my happiest days was the day it was released on DVD. I could throw my battered old videotape away.
The endless motocross chase, the FANTASTIC dialogue, Ray Milland with his head resting on Rosey Grier's shoulder, Miland's racist quips . . . . this all adds up to MOVIE DYNAMITE!
In my humble opinion.
Sure, a lot of movies are so bad they're just bad. But The Thing With Two Heads is definitely a so bad it's brilliant movie.
3. This movie was hilarious!
Especially the scene when Milland starts to control Rosie's body, and he makes him punch his own self out. LOL
The Thing With Two Heads – now out on DVD.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants a bigger plane for her travels. Republicans are up in arms over her lavish demands. Democrats remain silent as if there is nothing wrong with this. And of course, if Pelosi were a Republican it would be the Democrats who would be outraged and Republicans who would be defending her request.
It’s just another example of our elected officials thinking of their Party first and their constituents second.
This ends another installment of “Politics: I Don’t Know What I’m Talking About”.
Other World Champions from Indianapolis: Jimmy McClure – of the 1937-1938 World’s Men’s Doubles Table Tennis Champions
It may be a bit too soon, but before the next election, President Bush should be asked who he will pardon before he leaves office. The candidates should then chime in if they agree or disagree with the President’s choices.
Another One of My Ideas That Will Never Get On The Show: A Governor Presents Dave With A State Quarter
Dave and the governor of Montana (the next state quarter to be issued) center stage. With great fanfare, the Governor presents Dave with the new release of the Montana State Quarter for Dave’s Quarter Collection.
This concludes another episode of “My Ideas That Will Never Get On The Show.”
And so ends another issue of the Wahoo Gazette, the world’s longest continuous-running blog on the internet . . . I think.
CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER
From Huntington, Connecticut, it’s Patti Gordon.
This concludes another installment of CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER
Original Air Date: 2/8/07
Jack Hanna; Katherine Heigl; and Patty Griffin.
PLUS: Know Your Current Events; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; and a Top Ten list with Christina Aguilera.
ACT 1:
Dave heads into the audience to play Know Your Current Events.
Tonight’s "Know Your Current Events" categories:
"Know Your Current Events"
"Know Your Cuts of Meat"
"Know Your Grammy Awards"
"Know Your Fashion Week"
"Know Your Presidential Candidates"
"Know Your Crazy NASA Astronaut"
CONTESTANT #1:Jennifer from Hudson, Ohio. She’s married a fellow named Hunter and is the mom of 3 boys. What category does Jennifer chose?
Jennifer picks “Know Your Crazy NASA Astronaut”
“What will arrested NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak’s legal defense be?”
Jennifer answers, “I was in love.” Dave laughs, imagining the “’I’m in Love’ Defense.” No, the answer we were looking for was: “Insanity Caused By Bad Dose of Tang.”
“What are Lisa Marie Nowak’s future plans?”
Jennifer answers: “Potty trained.” Dave likes that one a lot, asking Jennifer if she’s ever done any comedy writing. No, the answer we were looking for was “Endorsement deal with Pampers.”
Nice job by Jennifer. She knew how to play and was game enough to provide an answer.
CONTESTANT #2:Tim Belson, Olympia, Washington. Olympia is about 60 miles south of Seattle. Dave asks if they get a lot of rain in Olympia. Tim says they do but it’s better than the cold that we’re battling with here in the northeast. After a bit more chitchat, we hear a cellphone ring. This is definitely one of Dave’s pet peeves. And wouldn’t you know it, the cellphone that’s ringing belongs to Tim. Tim answers the phone. Oooh, this is a bit awkward. We listen in.
Tim on the phone: “Hello? . . . . yeah, what’s up? . . . . No, I’m still at the thing. . . . . Ehhh, it’s okay, I guess . . . . yeah, talk to you later. Bye.” Tim puts his phone away and apologizes to Dave. Dave’s had enough of Tim and tells him to take a seat.
CONTESTANT #3:Denise, from Nashville, Tennessee – she’s a stay at home mom to two, 6 and 3. What does the family do for fun? Denise says, “We go to church . . . the kids go to school . . . .we play at home . . .”
Dave responds with sarcasm, “Wow. You’re really living on the ragged edge.” That was my biggest laugh of the day.
Dave asks, “Who are you here with?” as he looks over her shoulder down the aisle. She looks behind her, points and says, “Not him.” Denise says she is here in New York with her husband who is at work, but no one is supposed to know. Dave begins to question that but then decides to leave it alone. I’d love to hear the story behind that.
What category does Denise wish to play?
Denise selects, “Know Your Cuts of Meat”. Does she eat a lot of meat? Does she know a lot about meat? Nope.
“What is this cut of meat?” It is a Variety meat; one of the organs. Denise says it looks like brain. But it is not. The answer we were looking for was “Kidneys.”
“What is this cut of meat?” It is from the Veal family. Denise thinks hard and says, “A roast?” Yes, it is a roast but she needs to be a little more specific. Dave has the fellow from Ireland next to her offer some help. He suggests “Rump.” Oh, darn, that’s not it. The correct answer: “Veal Shoulder Blade Roast.”
For playing Know Your Cuts of Meat, Denise receives a box of meat. Dave then distributes the meat to tonight’s contestants.
And that’s how we play "Know Your Current Events."
ACT 2:
Dave billboards the night’s program, highlighting Jack Hanna’s appearance. Tonight, Jack has with him an animal with two heads!
GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES: We see FDR. We see JFK. We see George W. Bush: “If you share with me that failure is not an option . . . whatcha . . . whatcha . . . whatcha . . . .”
Dave says he’s been in that situation before himself . . . you start out like a ball of fire and then realize you have no idea where you’re going.
TOP TEN: Ways To Make The Grammy Awards More Exciting – and to present tonight’s Top Ten list, nominated for 2 Grammy Awards, Christina Aguilera. Almost LIVE via satellite, Christina delivers the Top Ten. #7. Michael Richards hands out rap and hip-hop Awards.
To view the rest of the Top Ten, click on the Top Ten under “Last Night on the Late Show.”
JACK HANNA (no intro music): Dave intros Jack who enters without music from Paul. We have some ostriches tonight and they are known to be a bit skittish. Paul keeps the music down low whenever Jack in on with his animals, but tonight he is being extra careful.
Jack enters with two tigers; one white, one orange. Dave and Jack feed the tigers from a milk bottle. Is it tiger milk? Jack scoffs. “Do you think I’m going to milk a tiger?” he asks Dave in disbelief. There are only 300 white tigers left in the world. Dave asks, “Where’s the other head?” No, Dave, this isn’t the animal with the two heads. This was my second biggest laugh of the night. 2. Next up: a Brazza monkey. Jack points out that the tail on this monkey is not a prehensile tail. Looking down at the tail, Dave exclaims with mock, “Are you telling me that isn’t prehensile!?” 3. This is followed by 3 large ostriches. The ostrich is the largest land bird in the world. And get a load of this: the ostrich has an intestine 46 feet long. And they like grapes. Why can’t they fly? Jack thinks a bit and comes up with, “They probably gained too much weight . . . . you know what? I don’t know.” Jack tried to slip one by but his professionalism wouldn’t let him to disseminate possible bad information.
ACT 3:
Back from commercial, we find Jack with a wolf pup. Wolves are very cute when pup-size.
And now it’s time for the two-headed animal. Jack places it on the desk and we get a gander at . . . . the two-headed turtle. Jack is fascinated by this animal and says he’s been staring at it all day long. He poses, “What would happen if one wants to go one way and the other wants to go the other way? This is awful!” He then expands, “What if one head sees a pretty turtle over there but the other head doesn’t thing the turtle is all that pretty? What would it do? Which way would it go?” Me? I tried to relate to the turtles. When I was in junior high school and I saw a pretty girl, I would run the other way. And I only had one head.
Looking at the two-headed turtle reminded me of the Rosie Grier/Ray Milland movie, “The Things With Two Heads” (1972). I remember watching that on the TV one day after school. Hoo boy, what a hoot that was.
ACT 4: KATHERINE HEIGL: She’s the real pretty one from ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy.
She grew up in New Canaan, Connecticut and started modeling as a kid, moving to films by age 11. At 18, she followed the call to Hollywood. And now she’s on one of the biggest hit shows on TV, “Grey’s Anatomy.”
Dave is familiar with the “Grey’s Anatomy.” He summarizes, “When not operating, everyone is having sex.”
Sort of like how things run here at the Late Show. (Katherine said that . . . I didn’t.)
And what about the “trouble” on the set? Some name-calling going on? One of the cast members called another cast member a name in a moment of anger. And then something was said at the Golden Globes. Apologies followed and hopefully the mood and behavior on the set moves on to a better place. I would say so. Two years ago nobody knew any of these people on “Grey’s”, and now they are on the biggest drama on TV. Yeesh, don’t blow it now, people! I’d be freakin’! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t the first work for Katherine. Oh, no. You may remember her from “Bride of Chucky.” We see a clip of Katherine shooting Chucky, a ventriloquist dummy. But is Chucky really dead? That’s . . . . that’s . . . when things really get interesting.
And Katherine is the spokesperson for the 2007 Pedigree Adoption Drive to promote animal shelters and rescue organizations. Do you want a pedigree dog? Well, how about going to a shelter instead of a breeder? To find out more, click on: http://www.pedigree.com/dogadoption/
I watched a bit of the Grey’s Anatomy last night. I liked it. My wife and kids love the show and watch it every week. I’m not totally sold on it yet. There’s too much “relationships” going on when there are patients on the verge of dying at the hospital. I’m like, “HEY HEY HEY! You got a patient dying here! I don’t want to hear your complaints about your boyfriend not communicating!”
But my family loves the show, and obviously a whole lot of other people do too. I must admit, it’s the first one-hour drama on commercial TV I’ve watched since . . . Ellery Queen.
ACT 5:
It’s Ventriloquist Week next week! Monday, February 12 - Kevin Johnson with Clyde & Matilda Tuesday, February 13 - Dan Horn & Orson Wednesday, February 14 - Otto & George Thursday, February 15 - Jim Barber & Seville Friday, February 16 - Brad Cummings with Rex
ACT 6: PATTY GRIFFIN: From her new CD, “Children Running Through”, Patty Griffin performed “Heavenly Day.” Hey, I liked that a lot. I’ll be listening to this CD again and again.
And that was our show for Thursday February 8, 2007.
The day I have waited for 2 years arrived Wednesday. Two years ago I realized that February 7, 2007 just might be Show #2707. 2/7/07 . . . #2707. Sadly, we missed by 7 shows. But I found the anticipation and hope to be very entertaining. Next on the agenda; Show #3000 . . . will if fall on August 30, 2008, the show’s 15th anniversary? The way I quickly figured it using nothing but my fingers and toes, we could be within 5.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . the Grammy Awards are this Sunday night at 8:00 on CBS. Any information other than that seems to be a big secret. I went to the CBS website and the Grammy website looking for information; like where will it be held and who is the host, but it’s no where to be found. I had to go to Google and look off-site to get that information. I found that it will be held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles and it will be hosted by Stephen Colbert . . . I think. I’m not sure. I didn’t get that info from the Grammy website or from the CBS website, so it must be a big secret. Shhhhhhh.
You ask, “What is this movie of which I speak, “The Thing with Two Heads’”?
Here’s a brief description from the IMDB website:
A rich but racist man is dying (Ray Milland) and hatches an elaborate scheme for transplanting his head onto another man's body. His health deteriorates rapidly, and doctors are forced to transplant his head onto the only available candidate: a black man from death row (Rosey Grier.)
2 Taglines from the film:
“They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!”
“They share the same body... but hate each other's guts!”
Here are 3 comments about The Thing With Two Heads from readers of the IMDB website:
1. I must start off by saying I love "B" movies, but even if you aren't normally a "B" movie fan you will get a kick out of this 1972 American International Picture. This movie pairs Ray Milland as a bigoted doctor who is dying of cancer who has his head transplanted on to the body of wrongly convicted death row inmate Rosey Grier. The whole movie is bizarre from start to finish. Watch the two head gorilla run amok in a grocery store! See Rosey and Ray on a motorcycle trying to outrun the fuzz! Whoever came up with the concept for this turkey must have been on crack cocaine or LSD. One has to wonder what made Academy Award winner Ray Milland to even consider doing this movie. He had to be drunk, completely broke or both to appear in this mess. This movie is so bad it's great! If you have never seen this movie I recommend that you rent it and then call over a group of friends, break out the beer and the popcorn and then sit back for a fun evening.
2. This is one of the best movies ever. One of my happiest days was the day it was released on DVD. I could throw my battered old videotape away.
The endless motocross chase, the FANTASTIC dialogue, Ray Milland with his head resting on Rosey Grier's shoulder, Miland's racist quips . . . . this all adds up to MOVIE DYNAMITE!
In my humble opinion.
Sure, a lot of movies are so bad they're just bad. But The Thing With Two Heads is definitely a so bad it's brilliant movie.
3. This movie was hilarious!
Especially the scene when Milland starts to control Rosie's body, and he makes him punch his own self out. LOL
The Thing With Two Heads – now out on DVD.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants a bigger plane for her travels. Republicans are up in arms over her lavish demands. Democrats remain silent as if there is nothing wrong with this. And of course, if Pelosi were a Republican it would be the Democrats who would be outraged and Republicans who would be defending her request.
It’s just another example of our elected officials thinking of their Party first and their constituents second.
This ends another installment of “Politics: I Don’t Know What I’m Talking About”.
Other World Champions from Indianapolis: Jimmy McClure – of the 1937-1938 World’s Men’s Doubles Table Tennis Champions
It may be a bit too soon, but before the next election, President Bush should be asked who he will pardon before he leaves office. The candidates should then chime in if they agree or disagree with the President’s choices.
Another One of My Ideas That Will Never Get On The Show: A Governor Presents Dave With A State Quarter
Dave and the governor of Montana (the next state quarter to be issued) center stage. With great fanfare, the Governor presents Dave with the new release of the Montana State Quarter for Dave’s Quarter Collection.
This concludes another episode of “My Ideas That Will Never Get On The Show.”
And so ends another issue of the Wahoo Gazette, the world’s longest continuous-running blog on the internet . . . I think.
CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER
From Huntington, Connecticut, it’s Patti Gordon.
This concludes another installment of CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER
ACT 1 • Show Open • Dave's Monologue Watch now • Know Your Current Events
ACT 2 • Great Moments in Presidential Speeches • Top Ten Ways to Make the Grammy Awards More Exciting Read now
