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Keira Knightley; Thomas Friedman; and Sitting in with the Band, David Sanborn. PLUS:Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a Minnesota Message; "Sarah Palin Firsts; Killer Kowalski; Dave 'Shout Outs'; a Top Ten List; and Dave Opines About Climate Change.
" . . . . and now, popular taco truck proprietor . . . . . David Letterman!"
ACT 1:
Sitting in with the band tonight, on sax, David Sanborn. His new CD is entitled, "Here & Gone."
GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES Bush: "Our position on prostitution . . . I'll have to ask the Secretary on that. (looks for next question) Yeah?"
ACT 2:
Dave admits to being a little late getting on the global warming/climate change band wagon. When he first heard about it, he figured it was just a bunch of tree huggers making noise. But now, Dave's eyes are wide open. Have we ever had this many hurricanes? Something is hinky. Our weather is going all screwy. And just a half hour ago, Dave learned a big huge ice chunk the size of Rhode Island just fell off the South Pole. People are finally now trying to do their part to stop our killing of the planet, but their efforts are meager and won't amount to a hill of beans. People proudly say things like they are reusing party toothpicks to conserve. But it's too late. We need to get the over abundance of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. And why isn't anything being done? Because since 1980 we have had no leadership, no Republican, no Democrat has stepped forward and taken the lead. JFK inspired us to get to the moon in ten years. Today, every politician is afraid to talk about climate change because they don't want to hurt the feelings of their big oil buddies. Dave cries out, "It's too late! We are dead meat!"
Dave exhales, then says, "Alright, let's try to have some fun now." But Dave can't let go. He says climate change is no longer part of the Republican platform. "We are so screwed!" Dave says that if everyone in the world stopped driving and started riding bicycles, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TODAY, if everyone stopped driving, due to the carbon buildup in our atmosphere, the planet would still continue to heat for the next 60 years. We are so screwed.
Well, things have finally returned back to normal in Minneapolis-St. Paul following the Republican Convention. But did you see this interesting message today from the people of Minnesota? Announce: "The great state of Minnesota wants to thank the Republicans for a terrific week! We were honored to host your wonderful convention and with you nothing but success in the fall. Oh, just one thing. Everyone in the Minneapolis-St. Paul is wondering if you could get your gay Senator out of our airport's men's room.
Larry Craig -- Vehemently ungay."
Dave turns and throws the blue card out the window. We hear a soft elderly voice, "Come on home, son, it's supper time." And then the sweet singing of "Come home, come home, it's supper time."
There's a lot of interest over McCain's selection of Governor Palin. Tonight, we put together this segment called, "Sarah Palin Firsts." Announce: "Sarah Palin is the first female Republican Vice Presidential candidate, the first female Governor of Alaska, and the first beauty pageant contestant on a national ticket since John Edwards."
Another blue card through the window and again we hear, "Come on home, son, it's supper time." And then the sweet singing of "Come home, come home, it's supper time."
Dave takes a moment to acknowledge some buds. Dave: "I just wanna give a couple 'shout outs.' Bug ups to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, the crew at Death Row, all my boyz cooking up rhymes down in 'The Lab,' Da Bomb Squad, and the Pussycat Dolls."
Dave pounds his chest with his fist and throws it in the air.
"Sup."
More glass crash and another round of song.
If you're a fan of professional wrestling, you've probably heard that Killer Kowalski died recently at the age of 81. He was one of the biggest stars in wrestling history, and he's being remembered with this announcement. Announce: (accompanied with photos of Killer Kowalski in his hey day) "The wrestling world lost one of its greatest heroes with the recent death of Wladek 'Killer' Kowalski. Although he retired from the ring in 1977, Kowalski remained active right up until the end, making public appearances, operating his own wrestling school, and in his final days, even attending the Republican National Convention." (shot of Barbara Bush at the Convention).
"So long, Killer. We'll miss you."
Ouch! Now that's what I call an Iron Claw to the solar plexus.
ACT 3:
Dave continues about climate change and how the polar bear will soon disappear. Dave exclaims, "In 6 years there will be no ice left on the peaks of the Rocky Mountains!"
Paul, bewildered, asks, "Dave, what this 'Polar Bear.'?" A crushed Dave mentions, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is sad. Paul Shaffer doesn't remember polar bears." And now due to the global warming and 68 degree Februarys, organisms are coming up from the earth and eating and destroying things. The fly beetle worm comes up from the ground and are eating pine trees. They are not supposed to do that. They are supposed to frozen to death in the deep freeze of winter, but there are no longer deep freezes. We are all screwed.
TOP TEN: Signs You're Talking To a Fake Kim Jong Il.
There are rumors that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died five years ago and we've been seeing a stand-in ever since. #6. Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Keira is from a suburb of London and comes from a show business family. Her dad is an actor and her mom a writer who won awards for her "When I Was a Girl I Used To Scream and Shout." So I Googled, "When I Was A Girl I Used To Scream and Shout." Wow, there's a lot of stuff on it! And it was written by her mom, Sharman Macdonald.
When Keira was only 20 years old, she received a Best Actress Academy Award nomination for "Price and Prejudice." At the ceremony, she sat right next to Jack Nicholson. She says he was very funny and charming. Did he try anything . . . you know . . . try anything? Keira says Jack was a complete gentleman, but she now wonders if she should feel insulted that Jack didn't . . . . try anything.
How does Keira stay in such great shape? Though admittedly lazy, Keira says she joined a gym because she was finding it difficult to climb the steps to "her flat that didn't have a lift." Unfortunately, her laziness took over and she would only go to the gym to watch other people work out. Hey, Keira, you're in the majority. In fact, it's the people who join a gym but never go who are the ones that keep gyms in business.
Keira's new film, The Duchess, opens in select cities September 19th. Here's hoping your city will be selected.
ACT 5: ANNOUNCE: "Tomorrow on the Late Show, Dave welcomes Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Mad Dog Russo, and Michael Buble.
The Late Show, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
We'll be right back.
ACT 6: THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN: the 3-time Pulitzer Prize winner has a new book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded," all about climate change, the earth, and what we are doing about it.
Dave wants to know, "So, how are we doing?" Thomas says we are falling behind the curve. The weather is going to get weird; the hot will get hotter, the cold colder, the wet wetter, and the droughts longer. Worst case scenarios that were predicted for the year 2050 have now been accelerated to be here in 2012! The question is why isn't someone in political power doing something about it? Where is this person? Friedman says the chant at the Republican Convention of "Drill, baby, drill" certainly isn't the answer. Friedman says we are on the eve of an energy revolution and our Republican leaders are crying "Drill, baby, drill." It would be like being on the edge of the internet revolution 20 years ago and chanting, "IBM Selectric Typewriters! IBM Selectric Typewriters!" We need to move beyond our 20th Century thinking. What we should be chanting is "Invent, baby, invent." Friedman is not against new drilling, but we need to invest in renewables.
His book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded":
"Hot" refers to global warming.
"Flat" refers to the rise of the middle class all over the world.
"Crowded" refers to the rapid population growth. The earth will be home to another billion people in 12 years.
Energy Technology (ET) is the next great revolution. Whatever country owns that industry will be the richest and most powerful. Energy Technology will create new renewable energy and nation building. The United States has to get involved all the way to lead the world in this. I think I mentioned this last time Friedman was here, or maybe it was Robert F. Kennedy Jr . . . . . to make energy technology really appealing, we have to stress the money that can be made from this. It's the financial interests that will get the ball rolling. People pretend they are interested in saving the Earth, but what they really want is money and a second home on the beach. Once it is realized how much money is to be made in new energy and how it will make all Americans richer, then we will get behind it.
Thomas Friedman – always interesting, and speaks a language we can all understand.M
"Hot, Flat, and Crowded" – it's in stores now, and if you turn on your TV right now, you'll probably see him. He's all over the place this week.
"Invent, baby, invent!"
And that was our show for Monday September 8, 2008.
It's Fashion Week in New York City, which means the restaurants are crowded but business is awful.
How'd you do with Hurricane Hannah? Up and down the east coast Hurricane Hannah battered us with high winds and teeming rain. Saturday, my backyard was flooded. As the man of the house, I knew I should have gone to the basement to check for any leakage. I wanted to, but I was afraid what I would find. And then if I found it, what would I do? So I avoided going into the basement as long as I could. After enough Notre Dame football, I decided to descend the stairs to the finished basement no one uses. I tried to smell some mustiness before I got to the bottom. Everything smelled fine. I went around the edge of the basement . . . . . along the entire perimeter . . . . and all was dry. Phew. When we first moved in back in 1999, there was one part that of the basement that got really wet. We had the builder put a fix on it and it's held up ever since. I was greatly relieved that I didn't have to do something, mostly because I had no idea what I was supposed to do besides get a bunch of towels and a mop.
My father always seemed to know what to do in those situations when the basement got wet, but I have a feeling he just got some towels and a mop, too. He just pretended to know what to do, which in reality is a great comfort to the rest of the family. Pretending is a good thing. I need to do more of that.
Oh, and this Christmas I might ask for a wet-vac.
And all day Saturday whenever I looked out the window, I repeated my grandmother's favorite saying: "Holy Hannah!" After my fifth "Holy Hannah," my daughters told me to knock it off.
And much to my surprise, my girls' soccer game wasn't washed out. The field was in fine shape. They are playing with older girls this year so it'll be a tougher year than last. When they do decide they are done with soccer or basketball, I'll try to make them wait until after a year where they are the oldest of the group and not the youngest. When they are the oldest in the age group they do better and this will usually get them to like the game more. This tends to make them want to play next year, too. For instance, if they wanted to quit soccer when they were 9 after playing in the 9-10 year old league, I would try to convince them to give it one more try. The next year they would be 10 in the 9-10 year old league and do much better. This usually made them want to play another year. But then the year after that they would again be the youngest on the team and it wouldn't be as much fun. I can understand that. But I figure each year they play sports it'll be another year without boys. I know I'm dreaming, but it's a plan that I'm pretending will work.
At their first soccer practice this year, the coach wanted to schedule the next practice for a Sunday. He said, "How does 10:30 to 12 noon sound to everybody?" My daughter Dominique said, "Can we have it to 12:05?" The coach asked why. She said, "Because Mass starts at 12 noon and I want to miss it."
It's Fashion Week here in New York City and the fashion industry's hottest designers are showing off their Spring 2009 collections at Bryant Park on 6th Avenue between 40th and 42nd Street. And in honor of Fashion Week, all this week I will be wearing an ascot.
And now once again, "Late Night The Day They Were Born."
Keira Knightley was born March 26, 1985. So, what happened on Late Night on March 26, 1985?
Late Night show #526.
Guests Howard Stern, Alice Leone Moats
Bumped: Larry Miller
Hilarious Comedy Segments:
1. NBC Bookmobile:
a. Ticks
b. Leo Buscaglia's Touch Me on the D Train
c. John Riggins' 500 Comebacks for Every Situation
d. So What Is It, I'm Not Good Enough For You?
e. Torch That Wherehouse
f. How to Flatten Your Stomach, by the College of Cardinals
g. Stacey Keach's England on No Dollars a Day
2. Lucky Number: 248
3. Dave's Neighborhood
And that's what happened on LATE NIGHT the day Keira Knightley was born.
The above was provided by The Donz, soon to be a major motion picture.
CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER.
It's her birthday today! Happy Birthday, Virgin Mary!
This concludes another episode of CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER.
Keira Knightley; Thomas Friedman; and Sitting in with the Band, David Sanborn. PLUS:Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a Minnesota Message; "Sarah Palin Firsts; Killer Kowalski; Dave 'Shout Outs'; a Top Ten List; and Dave Opines About Climate Change.
" . . . . and now, popular taco truck proprietor . . . . . David Letterman!"
ACT 1:
Sitting in with the band tonight, on sax, David Sanborn. His new CD is entitled, "Here & Gone."
GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES Bush: "Our position on prostitution . . . I'll have to ask the Secretary on that. (looks for next question) Yeah?"
ACT 2:
Dave admits to being a little late getting on the global warming/climate change band wagon. When he first heard about it, he figured it was just a bunch of tree huggers making noise. But now, Dave's eyes are wide open. Have we ever had this many hurricanes? Something is hinky. Our weather is going all screwy. And just a half hour ago, Dave learned a big huge ice chunk the size of Rhode Island just fell off the South Pole. People are finally now trying to do their part to stop our killing of the planet, but their efforts are meager and won't amount to a hill of beans. People proudly say things like they are reusing party toothpicks to conserve. But it's too late. We need to get the over abundance of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. And why isn't anything being done? Because since 1980 we have had no leadership, no Republican, no Democrat has stepped forward and taken the lead. JFK inspired us to get to the moon in ten years. Today, every politician is afraid to talk about climate change because they don't want to hurt the feelings of their big oil buddies. Dave cries out, "It's too late! We are dead meat!"
Dave exhales, then says, "Alright, let's try to have some fun now." But Dave can't let go. He says climate change is no longer part of the Republican platform. "We are so screwed!" Dave says that if everyone in the world stopped driving and started riding bicycles, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TODAY, if everyone stopped driving, due to the carbon buildup in our atmosphere, the planet would still continue to heat for the next 60 years. We are so screwed.
Well, things have finally returned back to normal in Minneapolis-St. Paul following the Republican Convention. But did you see this interesting message today from the people of Minnesota? Announce: "The great state of Minnesota wants to thank the Republicans for a terrific week! We were honored to host your wonderful convention and with you nothing but success in the fall. Oh, just one thing. Everyone in the Minneapolis-St. Paul is wondering if you could get your gay Senator out of our airport's men's room.
Larry Craig -- Vehemently ungay."
Dave turns and throws the blue card out the window. We hear a soft elderly voice, "Come on home, son, it's supper time." And then the sweet singing of "Come home, come home, it's supper time."
There's a lot of interest over McCain's selection of Governor Palin. Tonight, we put together this segment called, "Sarah Palin Firsts." Announce: "Sarah Palin is the first female Republican Vice Presidential candidate, the first female Governor of Alaska, and the first beauty pageant contestant on a national ticket since John Edwards."
Another blue card through the window and again we hear, "Come on home, son, it's supper time." And then the sweet singing of "Come home, come home, it's supper time."
Dave takes a moment to acknowledge some buds. Dave: "I just wanna give a couple 'shout outs.' Bug ups to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, the crew at Death Row, all my boyz cooking up rhymes down in 'The Lab,' Da Bomb Squad, and the Pussycat Dolls."
Dave pounds his chest with his fist and throws it in the air.
"Sup."
More glass crash and another round of song.
If you're a fan of professional wrestling, you've probably heard that Killer Kowalski died recently at the age of 81. He was one of the biggest stars in wrestling history, and he's being remembered with this announcement. Announce: (accompanied with photos of Killer Kowalski in his hey day) "The wrestling world lost one of its greatest heroes with the recent death of Wladek 'Killer' Kowalski. Although he retired from the ring in 1977, Kowalski remained active right up until the end, making public appearances, operating his own wrestling school, and in his final days, even attending the Republican National Convention." (shot of Barbara Bush at the Convention).
"So long, Killer. We'll miss you."
Ouch! Now that's what I call an Iron Claw to the solar plexus.
ACT 3:
Dave continues about climate change and how the polar bear will soon disappear. Dave exclaims, "In 6 years there will be no ice left on the peaks of the Rocky Mountains!"
Paul, bewildered, asks, "Dave, what this 'Polar Bear.'?" A crushed Dave mentions, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is sad. Paul Shaffer doesn't remember polar bears." And now due to the global warming and 68 degree Februarys, organisms are coming up from the earth and eating and destroying things. The fly beetle worm comes up from the ground and are eating pine trees. They are not supposed to do that. They are supposed to frozen to death in the deep freeze of winter, but there are no longer deep freezes. We are all screwed.
TOP TEN: Signs You're Talking To a Fake Kim Jong Il.
There are rumors that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died five years ago and we've been seeing a stand-in ever since. #6. Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Keira is from a suburb of London and comes from a show business family. Her dad is an actor and her mom a writer who won awards for her "When I Was a Girl I Used To Scream and Shout." So I Googled, "When I Was A Girl I Used To Scream and Shout." Wow, there's a lot of stuff on it! And it was written by her mom, Sharman Macdonald.
When Keira was only 20 years old, she received a Best Actress Academy Award nomination for "Price and Prejudice." At the ceremony, she sat right next to Jack Nicholson. She says he was very funny and charming. Did he try anything . . . you know . . . try anything? Keira says Jack was a complete gentleman, but she now wonders if she should feel insulted that Jack didn't . . . . try anything.
How does Keira stay in such great shape? Though admittedly lazy, Keira says she joined a gym because she was finding it difficult to climb the steps to "her flat that didn't have a lift." Unfortunately, her laziness took over and she would only go to the gym to watch other people work out. Hey, Keira, you're in the majority. In fact, it's the people who join a gym but never go who are the ones that keep gyms in business.
Keira's new film, The Duchess, opens in select cities September 19th. Here's hoping your city will be selected.
ACT 5: ANNOUNCE: "Tomorrow on the Late Show, Dave welcomes Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Mad Dog Russo, and Michael Buble.
The Late Show, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
We'll be right back.
ACT 6: THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN: the 3-time Pulitzer Prize winner has a new book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded," all about climate change, the earth, and what we are doing about it.
Dave wants to know, "So, how are we doing?" Thomas says we are falling behind the curve. The weather is going to get weird; the hot will get hotter, the cold colder, the wet wetter, and the droughts longer. Worst case scenarios that were predicted for the year 2050 have now been accelerated to be here in 2012! The question is why isn't someone in political power doing something about it? Where is this person? Friedman says the chant at the Republican Convention of "Drill, baby, drill" certainly isn't the answer. Friedman says we are on the eve of an energy revolution and our Republican leaders are crying "Drill, baby, drill." It would be like being on the edge of the internet revolution 20 years ago and chanting, "IBM Selectric Typewriters! IBM Selectric Typewriters!" We need to move beyond our 20th Century thinking. What we should be chanting is "Invent, baby, invent." Friedman is not against new drilling, but we need to invest in renewables.
His book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded":
"Hot" refers to global warming.
"Flat" refers to the rise of the middle class all over the world.
"Crowded" refers to the rapid population growth. The earth will be home to another billion people in 12 years.
Energy Technology (ET) is the next great revolution. Whatever country owns that industry will be the richest and most powerful. Energy Technology will create new renewable energy and nation building. The United States has to get involved all the way to lead the world in this. I think I mentioned this last time Friedman was here, or maybe it was Robert F. Kennedy Jr . . . . . to make energy technology really appealing, we have to stress the money that can be made from this. It's the financial interests that will get the ball rolling. People pretend they are interested in saving the Earth, but what they really want is money and a second home on the beach. Once it is realized how much money is to be made in new energy and how it will make all Americans richer, then we will get behind it.
Thomas Friedman – always interesting, and speaks a language we can all understand.M
"Hot, Flat, and Crowded" – it's in stores now, and if you turn on your TV right now, you'll probably see him. He's all over the place this week.
"Invent, baby, invent!"
And that was our show for Monday September 8, 2008.
It's Fashion Week in New York City, which means the restaurants are crowded but business is awful.
How'd you do with Hurricane Hannah? Up and down the east coast Hurricane Hannah battered us with high winds and teeming rain. Saturday, my backyard was flooded. As the man of the house, I knew I should have gone to the basement to check for any leakage. I wanted to, but I was afraid what I would find. And then if I found it, what would I do? So I avoided going into the basement as long as I could. After enough Notre Dame football, I decided to descend the stairs to the finished basement no one uses. I tried to smell some mustiness before I got to the bottom. Everything smelled fine. I went around the edge of the basement . . . . . along the entire perimeter . . . . and all was dry. Phew. When we first moved in back in 1999, there was one part that of the basement that got really wet. We had the builder put a fix on it and it's held up ever since. I was greatly relieved that I didn't have to do something, mostly because I had no idea what I was supposed to do besides get a bunch of towels and a mop.
My father always seemed to know what to do in those situations when the basement got wet, but I have a feeling he just got some towels and a mop, too. He just pretended to know what to do, which in reality is a great comfort to the rest of the family. Pretending is a good thing. I need to do more of that.
Oh, and this Christmas I might ask for a wet-vac.
And all day Saturday whenever I looked out the window, I repeated my grandmother's favorite saying: "Holy Hannah!" After my fifth "Holy Hannah," my daughters told me to knock it off.
And much to my surprise, my girls' soccer game wasn't washed out. The field was in fine shape. They are playing with older girls this year so it'll be a tougher year than last. When they do decide they are done with soccer or basketball, I'll try to make them wait until after a year where they are the oldest of the group and not the youngest. When they are the oldest in the age group they do better and this will usually get them to like the game more. This tends to make them want to play next year, too. For instance, if they wanted to quit soccer when they were 9 after playing in the 9-10 year old league, I would try to convince them to give it one more try. The next year they would be 10 in the 9-10 year old league and do much better. This usually made them want to play another year. But then the year after that they would again be the youngest on the team and it wouldn't be as much fun. I can understand that. But I figure each year they play sports it'll be another year without boys. I know I'm dreaming, but it's a plan that I'm pretending will work.
At their first soccer practice this year, the coach wanted to schedule the next practice for a Sunday. He said, "How does 10:30 to 12 noon sound to everybody?" My daughter Dominique said, "Can we have it to 12:05?" The coach asked why. She said, "Because Mass starts at 12 noon and I want to miss it."
It's Fashion Week here in New York City and the fashion industry's hottest designers are showing off their Spring 2009 collections at Bryant Park on 6th Avenue between 40th and 42nd Street. And in honor of Fashion Week, all this week I will be wearing an ascot.
And now once again, "Late Night The Day They Were Born."
Keira Knightley was born March 26, 1985. So, what happened on Late Night on March 26, 1985?
Late Night show #526.
Guests Howard Stern, Alice Leone Moats
Bumped: Larry Miller
Hilarious Comedy Segments:
1. NBC Bookmobile:
a. Ticks
b. Leo Buscaglia's Touch Me on the D Train
c. John Riggins' 500 Comebacks for Every Situation
d. So What Is It, I'm Not Good Enough For You?
e. Torch That Wherehouse
f. How to Flatten Your Stomach, by the College of Cardinals
g. Stacey Keach's England on No Dollars a Day
2. Lucky Number: 248
3. Dave's Neighborhood
And that's what happened on LATE NIGHT the day Keira Knightley was born.
The above was provided by The Donz, soon to be a major motion picture.
CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER.
It's her birthday today! Happy Birthday, Virgin Mary!
This concludes another episode of CAMEO MENTION OF A WAHOO READER.
